Too Bad Brandon
Nobody knew Brandon's birthday, not even himself. On a funny note, neither he nor the rest of the city cared to know. On an even funnier note, neither he nor the rest of the city knew and cared to know how old he was. My estimate? The boy's old enough to smoke a cigarette but still young to have sex.
Too bad Brandon didn't have a father to scold him should he decide to destroy his lungs. Good thing he didn't have a mother to encourage him to try putting his penis inside someone else's vagina or ass. Too bad?