Sex in the Bathroom
Something about sex in the bathroom must be thrilling to some humans. There were a few better options in the mansion (a couple of guest rooms, a jacuzzi, or any of the big walk-in closets housing lavish fashion collections) but the appeal of the toilet and the big mirror might've been too powerful to ignore. I didn't know how it felt. I hadn't tried.
Nathaniel pushed Alicia towards the sink. She pulled up her mini-skirt. He dragged down her knickers.
“What if the wife sees us?” Alicia asked.
“She's busy entertaining guests.” Nathaniel replied before he began licking her beaver.