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Posts tagged Valentine's
Breasts, Pubic Hair, Chains, Dog, and the Lack of Underwear (an Excerpt from "I Killed My Friends and It Thrilled Me")

The release of my debut novel is approaching and it thrills me. March 6. Mark your calendar.

As much as I'd like to, I want nothing to leak before the release date.

But I had a little change of heart.

As a post-Valentine's present, I give you an excerpt from the book, taken from the chapter "Breasts, Pubic Hair, Chains, Dog, and the Lack of Underwear".

If you don't want to be spoiled by anything, turn your back now. Otherwise, enjoy!

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Mandy (A Valentine's Poem)

Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! I could never be dandy.


You whispered that I turned you on.

What whetted you were men of brawn.


Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! Your futz was sweet like candy.


You claimed your spot up on the hood,

made me eat mouth that tasted good.


Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! Your body was so bendy.


Inside the car, we reached fourth base,

grappling in a sweaty embrace. 

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