"I Killed My Friends and It Thrilled Me"
the debut novel is now available!
“I love how it makes you weigh things out, our choices and decisions even the ones just in the back of our minds. Good read!”
- Review of I Killed My Friends and It Thrilled Me
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I could list a few people who I believed could outrun Gina any day: stick-thin Amy who I had never seen leave the reception area, Madeleine in a pair of six-inch stilettos and even Leopold who never went beyond a jog when using a treadmill. But that assumption didn’t deter me from my mission. After fifteen minutes of brisk walking, I pressed the most important button on the treadmill Gina was using. I pressed it five times.
If given a chance to save a damsel in distress, would you take it or leave it? Any dick, thinking or unthinking, would take it because nothing shone brighter than any medal or trophy, except any gallant act, ancient or modern. What if the damsel was a cheesecake-liking and carbonara-loving, soon-to-be-married lady, in short, FAT? Would you take it or leave it?
I knew Gina was getting married to a douchebag named Danny Fackelmeyer. I also knew she didn’t buy clothes from Victoria’s Secret. I suspected that her eyes rolled upward during orgasm as I observed from every spoon of cheesecake she ate. Beyond those, I knew nothing more and I needed to know more so I could find more reasons to have glee over her current state of life. “Private” cock-blocked me, though. Her Twitter, Instagram and Facebook profiles were all set to private. I supposed if you did not have a six-pack or did not look acceptable in a bikini, you’d make your social media accounts private too. My only consolation was her one public profile photo, a semi-duck-faced selfie and one public cover photo, a row of rose bushes.
THE DEBUT NOVEL
The debut novel has arrived. Find out why Herbert Novelli declared in his confession that he killed his friends and it thrilled him. Get your copy on Amazon!
Walden And Hyde
Released a year ago, this spinoff book of I Killed My Friends and It Thrilled Me is still available for free download. Get to know the characters of the novel in different stories.
Visit the store for I-Killed-My-Friends-and-It-Thrilled-Me merchandise. Perhaps eating somebody else's pizza or blocking someone on Facebook is what thrills you more.