“I love how it makes you weigh things out, our choices and decisions even the ones just in the back of our minds. Good read!”
- Review of I Killed My Friends and It Thrilled Me
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You shouldn’t trust somebody who refused to turn away from the shores of the past. The earth revolved only one way and time moved only in one direction, forward. Those who protested the motion of time’s unrelenting ocean expired as prisoners of their own island, barren and lonely.
I could list a few people who I believed could outrun Gina any day: stick-thin Amy who I had never seen leave the reception area, Madeleine in a pair of six-inch stilettos and even Leopold who never went beyond a jog when using a treadmill. But that assumption didn’t deter me from my mission. After fifteen minutes of brisk walking, I pressed the most important button on the treadmill Gina was using. I pressed it five times.
If given a chance to save a damsel in distress, would you take it or leave it? Any dick, thinking or unthinking, would take it because nothing shone brighter than any medal or trophy, except any gallant act, ancient or modern. What if the damsel was a cheesecake-liking and carbonara-loving, soon-to-be-married lady, in short, FAT? Would you take it or leave it?
THE DEBUT NOVEL
The debut novel has arrived. Find out why Herbert Novelli declared in his confession that he killed his friends and it thrilled him. Get your copy on Amazon!
Walden And Hyde
Released a year ago, this spinoff book of I Killed My Friends and It Thrilled Me is still available for free download. Get to know the characters of the novel in different stories.
Visit the store for I-Killed-My-Friends-and-It-Thrilled-Me merchandise. Perhaps eating somebody else's pizza or blocking someone on Facebook is what thrills you more.